“You’re….you’re putting me…in the Friend Zone?”
*beat*
“Ohhh…the Best Friend Zone. That makes me feel so much better. And….what…? You have a g…g…girlfriend….? I see….now I understand. No, no. Nothing is wrong. I only look like I’m going into shock but deep inside, I’m all smiles, flowers and sunshine. Everything is fine.”
*Yandere Mode Activated*