pokemon alias

create alias bulbasaur -> green-speckled_plant_thing
create alias ivysaur -> aqua-speckled_plant_thing
create alias venusaur -> fat_flower_cunt
create alias charmander -> lizzie
create alias charmeleon -> mcguire
create alias charizard -> nostalgia_bait
create alias squirtle -> turtle_(pokemon)
create alias wartortle -> imminent_soup
create alias blastoise -> tanky_bastard
create alias caterpie -> green_woim
create alias metapod -> penis_(pokemon)
create alias butterfree -> glass_slingshot
create alias weedle -> orange_woim
create alias kakuna -> weirdly_buff_bug
create alias beedrill -> worse_than_a_wasp
create alias rattata -> stupid_rat
create alias raticate -> fat_stupid_rat
create alias spearow -> angry_birds_(pokemon)
create alias fearow -> mohawkan
create alias ekans -> snake_(not_metal_gear)
create alias arbok -> cobra_(not_kai)
create alias pikachu -> god_dammit_i'm_so_sick_of_seeing_this_yellow_rat_fink_shithead
create alias raichu -> ash's_worst_nightmare
create alias sandshrew -> finally_something_cute
create alias sandslash -> and_they_ruined_it
create alias nidoran_(female) -> blue_is_the_boy_color_you_morons
create alias nidorina -> unremarkable_(female)
create alias nidoqueen -> sex_appeal_(?)
create alias nidoran_(male) -> purple_is_for_girls_you_idiots
create alias nidorino -> unremarkable_(male)
create alias nidoking -> sex_appeal_(!)
create alias clefairy -> dirty_chewing_gum
create alias clefable -> kakuna_looks_more_alien_than_this_thing
create alias vulpix -> six_tails._one_for_each_finger
create alias ninetales -> nine_tails._one_for_each_thumb
create alias jigglypuff -> shield_break
create alias wigglytuff -> yoom-tah
create alias zubat -> fuck_right_off_cunt
create alias golbat -> me_and_my_big_mouth_(colorized)
create alias oddish -> not_that_odd_tbh
create alias gloom -> cubone's_sadder
create alias vileplume -> fart_bomb_x100
create alias paras -> insert_futanari_joke_here
create alias parasect -> lsd_dream_simulator_(1999)
create alias venonat -> the_all-seeing_fuzz
create alias venomoth -> it's_just_a_fucking_moth
create alias diglett -> post_#540911
create alias dugtrio -> post_#592796
create alias meowth -> that's_right
create alias persian -> persian_(nationality)
create alias psyduck -> migrallard
create alias golduck -> why's_it_blue
create alias mankey -> stupid-ass_monkey_ball
create alias primeape -> hot_fuzz_(pokemon)
create alias growlithe -> dog
create alias arcanine -> bigger_dog
create alias poliwag -> i_bet_i_could_squish_this_thing_if_i_stepped_on_it
create alias poliwhirl -> this_one_might_have_a_chance_of_winning_though
create alias poliwrath -> dude_i'm_so_fucked
create alias abra -> what_even_is_this_thing
create alias kadabra -> oh_i_get_it
create alias alakazam -> it's_just_spoony_from_channel_awesome
create alias machop -> ribs_got_me_thinking_about_that_horrible_tragedy
create alias machoke -> abs_got_me_thinking_about_that_horrible_tragedy
create alias machamp -> four_arms._one_for_each_hole
create alias bellsprout -> come_on_man
create alias weepinbell -> come_oooooooon
create alias victreebel -> i_could_fit_way_more_in_this_one
create alias tentacool -> lame_af
create alias tentacruel -> the_nose_is_for_sounding
create alias geodude -> would_a_geodude_wear_pants_like_this_or_like_this
create alias graveler -> more_like_groveller
create alias golem_(pokemon) -> rocky_iii_(in_cinemas_now)
create alias ponyta -> anagram_of_poontah!_(google_it)
create alias rapidash -> runnyfast
create alias slowpoke -> green-speckled_pant_thing
create alias slowbro -> juice_that_makes_your_ass_hurt_because_some_cunt_took_a_god_damn_bite_out_of_it
create alias magnemite -> post_#749216_has_gotta_hurt
create alias magneton -> this_is_some_yo-kai_watch_laziness
create alias farfetch'd -> miku's_biggest_fan
create alias doduo -> bird_bird_brain
create alias dodrio -> bird_bird_bird_brain
create alias seel -> :really:
create alias dewgong -> it's_a_sea_creature._what_the_fuck_does_it_have_to_do_with_dew_or_gongs
create alias grimer -> mom_found_the_cumsock
create alias muk -> mom_found_the_cumdrawer
create alias shellder -> half_of_cunnilingus
create alias cloyster -> the_other_half_of_cunnilingus
create alias gastly -> finally_a_good_one
create alias haunter -> mr._hands_(pokemon)
create alias gengar -> they_ruined_it_again
create alias drowzee -> rapist_jr.
create alias hypno -> rapist_sr.
create alias krabby -> geddit?_it's_a_fucking_crab
create alias kingler -> someone's_been_gooning._a_lot.

create alias voltorb -> please_don't_stick_it_up_your_ass...
create alias electrode_(pokemon) -> you'll_never_find_it_again...
create alias exeggcute -> i'm_literally_begging_you_here...
create alias exeggutor -> tree-headed_tree
create alias cubone -> i_bet_it's_fuck-ugly
create alias marowak -> i_bet_it's_even_fuck-uglier
create alias hitmonlee -> based_on_stan_lee
create alias hitmonchan -> based_on_chris-chan
create alias lickitung -> jessie's_best_friend
create alias koffing -> eau_de_evazion's_bedroom
create alias weezing -> farding_and_weezing_rn
create alias rhyhorn -> powdered_for_male_vitality_cookey
create alias rhydon -> tastes_nothing_like_rye_or_katsudon
create alias chansey -> pink_eggs_and_flan
create alias tangela -> lt._rapist
create alias kangaskhan -> this_one_was_too_obvious
create alias horsea -> this_isn't_preschool_cunt
create alias seadra -> perfectly-shaped_as_all_things_should_be
create alias goldeen -> it's_a_fish._what_more_do_you_want_from_me
create alias seaking -> it's_a_bigger_fish._cut_me_some_fucking_slack
create alias staryu -> brown_starfish
create alias starmie -> this_one's_pushing_it
create alias mr._mime -> ash's_dad
create alias scyther -> all_your_edge_are_belong_to_us
create alias jynx -> we_regret_to_inform_you_that_the_woman_pokemon_is_no_longer_racist
create alias electabuzz -> go_pirates
create alias magmar -> butthead_(not_beavis)
create alias pinsir -> anagram_of_snipper
create alias magikarp -> goku_(ep._1)
create alias gyarados -> goku_(ep.1000_or_some_shit)
create alias lapras -> can_consent
create alias ditto -> always_consents
create alias eevee -> cannot_consent
create alias vaporeon -> nope._not_gonna_say_it
create alias jolteon -> voltron_the_impaler
create alias flareon -> gender_reveal_specialist
create alias porygon -> on_the_internet_nobody_knows_you're_a_bird
create alias omanyte -> luke_1:37
create alias omastar -> ezekiel_23:20
create alias kabuto_(pokemon) -> go_ahead._put_it_on_your_head
create alias kabutops -> go_ahead._put_it_on_your_cock
create alias aerodactyl -> if_this_thing_existed_irl_i'd_kill_myself
create alias snorlax -> a_certain_fat_cunt
create alias articuno -> https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/frozen_bird_thigh
create alias zapdos -> top_cunt
create alias moltres -> https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/roasted_bird_thigh
create alias dratini -> blue_woim
create alias dragonair -> i_bet_that_tail_would_fit
create alias dragonite -> how_does_this_chunky_cunty_fly
create alias mewtwo -> for_you
create alias mew -> the_root_of_all_inbreeding