JESUS FUCK NO.

wait what?
wut is goign ON HERE?!

what the..

I don't get it

Read Drifloon's Pokédex entry in the Pearl, HeartGold and SoulSilver versions, I'm pretty sure the joke will be understood then.

Blitzkrieg98 said:
Read Drifloon's Pokédex entry in the Pearl, HeartGold and SoulSilver versions, I'm pretty sure the joke will be understood then.

Only the drifloon are going missing not the children xD

Pearl: It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.

HGSS: It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.

Sounds like missing children to me...

For those who don't get it, that Drifloon always waits outside that girl's house on Fridays in Diamond/Pearl/Platinum.

FUDGE IT SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME!

Oh God, oh God, oh God...

Holy Fuck! D:

for some odd reason I find it kinda mesmerizing, creepy as fuck but I keep finding my self drawn back to stare at it

D: OH FUCK!

why do so many pokemon kidnap children?

Because a lot of them are based on Japanese folklore and mythology which in alotta cases bad end?

yep. If I remember correctly, the Hypnos or Drowsy also had a very creepy entry that alluded to kidnapping and eating children, no?

dandan said:
yep. If I remember correctly, the Hypnos or Drowsy also had a very creepy entry that alluded to kidnapping and eating children, no?

Hypno

FireRed It carries a pendulum-like device. There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized.

TCG - Dark Hypno: Carries a pendulum with it always. Sometimes appears near less-traveled roads and schools at dusk.

it just goes to show that some pokemons are pedophiles

Why are there so many pokemon tagged here? Goldeen? Oddish? Diglet? I only see the drifloon and the unown on the fridge.