Translation taken from here. Credit goes to Ogawaa, TheParacite, & Kanramori.
That is one giant-ass watermelon and Popsicle stick.
That looks very refreshing!Though...Th-Is that so.Do I only need to look refreshing?Incredibly refreshing!!It would be fine if you took your armor off.Yup?Soaking~...It's already this hot even though we're barely into July.I'll end up melting during the next summer event if this goes on...So could you stay a bit away from me...?Ah, Gramps!Your armor becomes a weapon under the blazing sun!How are you going to...*Snick* *Snack*Hot