And then Patchy became her familiar's bitch. The end.

Don't mess with demons, kids. They will come in your house, suck off your lifeforce, make you their slaves, and then break your heart, get a divorce, and leave you scarred forever.
Wait, that's women. Not demons.

FRien said:

And then Patchy became her familiar's bitch. The end.

Don't mess with demons, kids. They will come in your house, suck off your lifeforce, make you their slaves, and then break your heart, get a divorce, and leave you scarred forever.
Wait, that's women. Not demons.

There is a difference?

FWP said:

There is a difference?

Yeah one will have sex with you whenever you want while the other gets to choose it and usually says later just to fuck someone else

That's not the healthiest outlook on relationships, to be perfectly frank.

Garrus said:

That's not the healthiest outlook on relationships, to be perfectly frank.

I was joking obviously

I maybe cynical at times but i'm not that cynical yet