Only a professional klutz can trip on nothing.

Emerald_Acid said:

Only a professional klutz can trip on nothing.

I assume you have a fully functional body? I trip over nothing all the time and it has nothing to do with being a klutz, coordination, dexterity or agility. Yay for brain damage-induced static in my nerves. Unless that qualifies me as a professional klutz in which case I demand back pay :3