魔理沙「私のバレンタインプレゼントはこれだぜ！」

パチェ「…なにこれ チョコレートじゃないみたいだけど」
魔理沙「ここで問題だぜ　それは何に使うものでしょーか？」
パチェ「何…んー…」
魔理沙「あれ？分らない？パチュリーさん　もしや分らないんです？」
パチェ「待って　分かるわ　あれよね　うん」
魔理沙「そうそうアレ　パチュリーもよくやってるよな？」
パチェ「そ…そうね　私　あれ大好きだから」
魔理沙「へぇー　一日どのくらいしてるの？」
パチェ「一日…　そう　三回ぐらいかしら」

アリス「(笑いを堪えている)」

Marisa: "This is my Valentine's Day gift!"
Patchy: "...This doesn't look like chocolate?"
Marisa: "That's the problem. Do you know what it's used for?"
Patchy: "Ah... hmm."
Marisa: "Oh? You don't know? You don't know what it is, Patchouli?"
Patchy: "Wait, I know. It's... that. Yeah."
Marisa: "Yeah, it's 'that'. Do you use it often?"
Patchy: "Umm... yes, I do. I like it."
Marisa: "I see... How many times a day do you use it?"
Patchy: "In one day... let's see... about three times?"
Alice: (Trying to suppress her laughter)

Uhh can I ask what's 'that'?

Iroha... google is your friend, but it's the Female equivalent of the Tenga, and it is produced by the same company.

Kumihou said:
Iroha... google is your friend, but it's the Female equivalent of the Tenga, and it is produced by the same company.

I still haven't figured out how one uses that... But if it's true that that was designed by women, then it's probably better than any phallic objects...

Darkagma said:
I still haven't figured out how one uses that... But if it's true that that was designed by women, then it's probably better than any phallic objects...

Just an update on the information, there are three types, the one shown here is:
Iroha - Sakura, this one is used to basically used to 'Pinch' the area.
Iroha - Midori, A green variation with a slight bulge, this bulge is used to 'massage' and 'caress' the area.
Iroha - Yuki, A White variation is used via insertion into the area.

Each Iroha is basically a less embarrassing and more user friendly variation of the standard 'toys' we use today.

(They also all vibrate silently.)