Okay, gave my best shot at translating this, but had a couple of hangups.

1. Our intern's monologue's a tough one. Basically, it's such a long sentence, I'm not sure if my English translation's missing anything or not. I also had to mess with the sentence structure a bit to make it work in English. Anyone mind giving it a look/correcting it if needed? I feel like I've got the gist down, but I might have missed something.

2. はわわわわ... How do you even translate this one? I'm tempted to go with distressed Douki noises, but there's got to be a better translation, right? (On second thought, I went ahead and added that placeholderish translation in.)

Intern-chan is a master of trolling....

Intern-chan laying out in simple terms how Douki-chan screwed up and is driving Sempai to Kouhai-chan's arms.