OMG I luff of it. x3

"So, you say you've been a crucial milestone in every beginning hunters' journey to become the best? Very well, Mister, err... Kut-Ku? You're hired!"

Absolutely perfect.

Win.

I would pay alotta money to have this guy be a substitute teacher at my school.

This... is art.

10/10

Finally, a politician with a trustworthy face!

Look at the date: 09/09/'09....

And this is my great grandfather, Johannes Yian Kut-ku.

Lalaca said:
"So, you say you've been a crucial milestone in every beginning hunters' journey to become the best? Very well, Mister, err... Kut-Ku? You're hired!"

and now, I have one thing to add. GOLF SWING!!!

Only a monster would wear a tie like that.

"And some would say he went on to become less of a man, and more... of a god"

Popebug said:
Only a monster would wear a tie like that.

the only living being that could pull of that tie?
Mister Kut-Ku himself

Part of the commentary:

Title: 拝啓、クック先生へ

お元気でいらっしゃいますでしょうか。トライとゆう新しい狩場が解禁されて以来、先生のいない寂しい毎日を過ごしております。ここ最近は海の電気トカゲやらアゴの悪魔など色々新顔がいるそうですが、先生の教えは今でも私の心の中に息づいております。長くなりましたが、先生にまたお会いできること切に願っております。それでは長年のご指導に感謝の意を込めまして。敬具。

Part of the commentary:

Title: "Dear Mr. Kut-Ku,

I hope that you are well. in the days since the opening of the new hunting grounds called Tri, I have keenly felt your absence. There are many new faces around lately, like the electric sea serpent, or the devil with the massive jaws, but I still keep your teachings close to my heart. It has been a long time, but I sincerely hope that we will be able to meet again.

With deepest respect for you many years of teaching,
Your student"

In Monster Hunter 3 (said Tri), the game is set on a different continent to the previous games in the series, and monsters from previous games such as Yian Kut-Ku do not appear. This is deeply mourned by his "students."

A friendly message for all new hunters/hunters to be:

You see this fine gentleman here?
Get used to seeing him.
'Cause once the suit and monocle come off, he will become your worst nightmare.
You will curse him and all of his descendants for all of eternity.
You will despise his very existence.
He will laugh as you pathetically flail your weapon, trying to land a single blow.
And time and again he will put you in your place.
He will haunt not only your dreams but every waking moment of your life.
You call yourself a hunter?
Prove it.
Hunt him.
And do not stop until you have his head.
Only then can you call yourself a hunter, for every hunter worth their rank knows that until you are able to fell a Yian Kut-Ku, you will remain a rookie fresh out of training school.