I thought Russian nightmares would be about life under Stalin or some communist crap.

She chose the wrong outfit. She needs an Adidas track suit and some sunflower seeds.

NWSiaCB said:

She chose the wrong outfit. She needs an Adidas track suit and some sunflower seeds.

bro, seriously, seriously, bro

angrybull said:

I thought Russian nightmares would be about life under Stalin or some communist crap.

Pssh, one of their leaders was called "Ivan the terrible."

Moscow and tyranny is pretty much how most set their clocks.

Cant believe I missed this one for months. I guess its the bland thumbnails, but this made me lose my shit.

*katzotsky kick intensifies*

Saladofstones said:

Pssh, one of their leaders was called "Ivan the terrible."

Moscow and tyranny is pretty much how most set their clocks.

I've heard that Ivan "the Terrible" was a mistranslation, and that the original Russian word is better translated as "the Fortuitous," and he was actually pretty well-liked by his people.