Sometimes, Opportunity knocks, and sometimes you see Opportunity strolling by your house, and you have whack her in the back of the head with a baseball bat and stage a kidnapping to seize her.
Don't worry, Kiso, Kuma will testify for you... provided you supply her with some photos of you being groped by sleeping Admiral.
Don' make noise, be mo...Wai--
Waking up now would be...Guwarg?!