Koa, they are just doing their job, you can't blame them... Right?
Well, honestly though, it feels like the airport are trying to take our money by selling stuff that will get confiscated by the security in shops after the security checkpoints.

For the poll, a regular please. I don't want to get stop by suspicious police.

I have one of those. I'm always scared that this'll happen when I walk around on the streets.

One reason why my umbrella looks as plain and inconspicuous as possible. Complete with the typical hooked handle.

Still... I do hate it when airport security do that.

Reader-added tags include "Hang in there, Koakuma-san", "Sorry to trick you, but it's business", and "Koakuma: 'I seriously don't understand'".

The survey would rather not rely on a smile for rain protection:

Which umbrella do you want?
• Kogasa-san's umbrella
• Yukarin's umbrella
• Yuukarin's umbrella
• Remilia's umbrella
• I'm fine with a regular umbrella

Which umbrella do you want?
• Kogasa-san's umbrella

Yuuka's umbrella. Because Double Sparks, that's why.

That's reminded me a series of "weaponized" handles on various things.

There is ladies' bag with same handle

Also, depicted above umbrella rather harmless compared to this

Poll: Yukari's - 'cause allow wander around the world.

I somewhat remember that one story about KGBs killed an activist by concealing poison at the tip of their umbrella, which has a small metal ball to dispense the poison once they stabbed it.

Darth_Sirov said:

I somewhat remember that one story about KGBs killed an activist by concealing poison at the tip of their umbrella, which has a small metal ball to dispense the poison once they stabbed it.

You're probably thinking of this incident.

Moonspeaker said:
You're probably thinking of this incident.

I believe it's this one, actually.

I once had a Hello Kitty umbrella with pop-up kitty ears. It was the best thing. It got wrecked by high wind. Now I have a more different Hello Kitty umbrella, it has Kitty wearing a princess dress on the end of the handle and it folds up very small and fits inside my randoseru. I love it, but it's difficult to fold, it takes a fair amount of force to do so, and I worry I'm going to break it.

Suzuran_Majere said:

Now

Suzuran_Majere said:

randoseru

A-are you in elementary school...? Otherwise, I hope you means "backpack" when you use "randoseru"...

" If it looks dangerous, then it IS dangerous. " can't argue with that when you go to airports.