Reader-added tags include "Poor drivie-boy...", "No reason for it to be all right", and "Baccano-ish survey".

We're certainly on board for this survey:

What do you want to ride at your destination?
• Palanquin
• Rickshaw
• Tuk-tuk
• Light rail
• Train roof

Survey asked:

What do you want to ride at your destination?

Ichirinsha

"They had lots of soaks then." *groan* Well done, Moonspeaker.

And this is why we have Uber.