This one got me as well, because we use 酒店 for hotels over here.

OverlordLaharl said:

This one got me as well, because we use 酒店 for hotels over here.

IIRC this was how the older generations called it as usually their hotel also includes a restaurant.

Reader-added tags include "The standard gluttonous paper umbrella", "Is my face red" (using the usual "wachiki" for Kogasa), and "Happens a lot overseas".

All these hotels have given the survey an appetite:

What do you want to eat now?
• Noodles
• Rice bowl dishes
• Fried food
• Sweets
• Hamburgers

• Hamburgers

I've actually got some hamburger that I need to fry up.
Maybe I'll fry an egg in the leftover juices (or just another piece of bread to eat with some jam afterwards).

OverlordLaharl said:

This one got me as well, because we use 酒店 for hotels over here.

Same here.

'though I guess 酒店 would also result in a misunderstanding thanks to the booze-loving trait ZUN imparted on all Touhous,