Lesson: Before touching a spider infected with airborne HIV or Sudden Instant Death Syndrome through its fangs, have airtight titanium gauntlets covered in spider silk and mithril inside an AX-5 hard-shell spacesuit remote controlled by you (make sure you're wearing gloves and a rebreather) from a minimum distance of 10, 600km, roughly the same distance as from Jose Rizal University to Patek Philippe HQ.