I did a little clean-up, deleting half of the translations and leaving the ones that seemed most fitting, as well as doing a bit of clean-up, replacing the 'e' in café with the 'é'.
Lack of Common SenseMenuWe took in the thoughts of humans and youkai, and it naturally turned into this.There's no way a temple would turn into a café, is there?Seems like Myouren Temple's been turned into a café. Any changes at your place or Reimu's?Please stop.Why did you turn it into a café?That's right! You can't be bound by common sense in Gensoukyou!It DID become one!!
Now Open
Cafe Myouren Temple
We are out of katsuobushi!!