I like how Sakuya's ghost has twin braids and wears a maid headdress.

Well it took some time and patience with a little miracle on the top with an unfortunate casualty on the side but we got ourselves a Flan-made safe to eat Valentines chocolate. Congratulations!!!!

Enthusiasm overcomes any difficulty! Well done, Flan.

Teaching Flan Properly seem required 150% of her stamina.

Well, at the end of the day, it was taught and delicious. A job well done Sakuya. You deserve some rest.

But it seens she will need eternal rest now...

Her brave sacrifice has reduced the death toll *removes hat*

Good job Sakuya T^Tb
We won't forget you.

What I can't figure out is, how did Flandre come to the conclusion that amanitas and octopus are proper candy ingredients?

Skyknight said:
What I can't figure out is, how did Flandre come to the conclusion that amanitas and octopus are proper candy ingredients?

For the same reason that memetic mutation makes "Yuyuko makes constant food metaphors and jokes" -> "Yuyuko eats constantly" -> "Yuyuko eats several times more than humans" -> "Yuyuko can eat concrete or an entire bus full of people" -> "Yuyuko is a bigger black hole than Kirby, an insatiable Eater of Worlds"

It's not about making sense, it's about saying something more extreme than the last guy. "Flan is bad at cooking" just gets *ahem* Flanderized into "Flan creates a deep one if she gets access to a kitchen".

Skyknight said:
What I can't figure out is, how did Flandre come to the conclusion that amanitas and octopus are proper candy ingredients?

Eating candy is fun, so Candy is Fun. Those things are funny looking, and so they are Fun. It's simple logic really: Fun + Fun = Lots of fun. And if candy is fun and tastes good, a really funny candy tastes even better!

It's rough on the outside but it's edible enough that, not only people don't need a stomach pump, but they like it. Points for Flan for trying. Points for Sakuya for surviving.

Eating Flandre's chocolate can kill you. So too apparently can helping her make chocolate.

Oh poor poor Sakuya. It's been a while, but I sure miss that cow that lives with Yuyuko.

NWSiaCB said:
For the same reason that memetic mutation makes "Yuyuko makes constant food metaphors and jokes" -> "Yuyuko eats constantly" -> "Yuyuko eats several times more than humans" -> "Yuyuko can eat concrete or an entire bus full of people" -> "Yuyuko is a bigger black hole than Kirby, an insatiable Eater of Worlds"

It's not about making sense, it's about saying something more extreme than the last guy. "Flan is bad at cooking" just gets *ahem* Flanderized into "Flan creates a deep one if she gets access to a kitchen".

This person speaks wisdom and is the "real" answer to any question of "why in fandom X does Y."
Learn well.

AKA "Well, that accelerated quickly"

{still trying to figure out the point of being "more extreme than the last guy"}

That said, I do have my own idea about the fanon of Sakuya using Meiling's head for target practice. She's aiming for Meiling's HAT--by long-prior agreement (and Meiling's idea). Any time Sakuya chances upon Meiling napping, she has carte blanche to go William Tell--and Meiling has carte blanche to try to catch the knife in mid-air. Meiling hasn't cut her fingers once, and currently boasts a 69.3% interception rate. Mutual training of Sakuya's marksmanship and Meiling's sleep-awareness, basically.