"....I deeply feel the heavy responsibility for the recent series of industrial accidents. As the chief executive of the group, I offer my deepest apologies once again..."
"Without making any excuses, I will accept this as a stern reprimand from the public and submit to public corporal punishment right here."
"What is your breast size?!"
"Your asshole is gaping wide! Do you have experience taking it from behind?!"
"E-excuse me.. ngh... Questions unrelated to the issue at hand..."