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nonamethanks said in forum #445656:
We're giving away 20 platinum account upgrades (basically equivalent to a Gold upgrade). Read on for the details on how to enter the raffle and improve your chances of winning.
Who can enter the raffle?
Anyone that fulfills these criteria:
- your account was created before this topic
- your account is member level
- you have never been banned before
What can I win?
A platinum upgrade for your account. Here are the differences between user levels.
How do I enter?
Post in this topic. That's it.
How can I improve my chances of winning?
- Every post you upload that gets approved gives you one extra entry in the raffle. The more you upload, the more chances you get.
- Only posts uploaded during the raffle's entry period will be counted.
Make sure to read the Upload Rules and Sourcing Guidelines first if you decide to increase your chances this way. Remember: posts have to be approved to count. See help:upload for a general overview of how uploading works.
If you have no idea where to find uploadable content, this topic is a great place to start. You can also ask for help in the official Discord server.
How long does the raffle last?
From the moment this topic is posted, until 72 hours have passed.
This topic will be locked once the entry period is over, so if you can post here, the raffle is open.Why?
Due to the ongoing payment processor outage and the impossibility of upgrading accounts in any way other than becoming an active contributor, we've decided to start giving away platinum account upgrades every few months, in order to give our users a chance at upgrading their account when no other way is available.
What if I don't win?/What if my account was created today?
We'll be having these raffles regularly, so better luck next time. You can also just contribute regularly to the site by uploading, tagging, translating or participating in discussions on the forums, which will eventually get you promoted to Builder (equivalent to Platinum).
Read howto:contribute if you're interested in contributing.
Hello? Hello hello?
Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I’m finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about, Uh, you’ll do fine. So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let’s see, first there’s an introductory greeting from the company, that I’m supposed to read. Uh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know.
Um, “Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.” Blah blah blah.
Now that might sound bad, I know. But, there’s really nothing to worry about.
Uh, the animatronic characters here, do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they’re left in some kind of free roaming mode at night, uh, something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of ’87. Yeah. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety. The only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person. They’ll pr-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to…forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn’t be so bad, if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices. Especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort, and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask. Heh. Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up.
But hey, first day should be a breeze. I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
nonamethanks said in forum #445656:
We're giving away 20 platinum account upgrades (basically equivalent to a Gold upgrade). Read on for the details on how to enter the raffle and improve your chances of winning.
Who can enter the raffle?
Anyone that fulfills these criteria:
- your account was created before this topic
- your account is member level
- you have never been banned before
What can I win?
A platinum upgrade for your account. Here are the differences between user levels.
How do I enter?
Post in this topic. That's it.
How can I improve my chances of winning?
- Every post you upload that gets approved gives you one extra entry in the raffle. The more you upload, the more chances you get.
- Only posts uploaded during the raffle's entry period will be counted.
Make sure to read the Upload Rules and Sourcing Guidelines first if you decide to increase your chances this way. Remember: posts have to be approved to count. See help:upload for a general overview of how uploading works.
If you have no idea where to find uploadable content, this topic is a great place to start. You can also ask for help in the official Discord server.
How long does the raffle last?
From the moment this topic is posted, until 72 hours have passed.
This topic will be locked once the entry period is over, so if you can post here, the raffle is open.Why?
Due to the ongoing payment processor outage and the impossibility of upgrading accounts in any way other than becoming an active contributor, we've decided to start giving away platinum account upgrades every few months, in order to give our users a chance at upgrading their account when no other way is available.
What if I don't win?/What if my account was created today?
We'll be having these raffles regularly, so better luck next time. You can also just contribute regularly to the site by uploading, tagging, translating or participating in discussions on the forums, which will eventually get you promoted to Builder (equivalent to Platinum).
Read howto:contribute if you're interested in contributing.
Uhh, Hello? Hello?
Uh, well, if you’re hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I-I won’t talk quite as long this time, since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk, just to make sure everyone’s in their proper place. You know. Uh, interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn’t come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that’s one more reason not to run out of power, right?
I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. Uh, there are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors. So if you can’t find something – or someone – on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react. Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I’m not implying that.
Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that, he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn’t like being watched. I don’t know.
Uh, anyway, I’m sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon!
nonamethanks said in forum #445656:
We're giving away 20 platinum account upgrades (basically equivalent to a Gold upgrade). Read on for the details on how to enter the raffle and improve your chances of winning.
Who can enter the raffle?
Anyone that fulfills these criteria:
- your account was created before this topic
- your account is member level
- you have never been banned before
What can I win?
A platinum upgrade for your account. Here are the differences between user levels.
How do I enter?
Post in this topic. That's it.
How can I improve my chances of winning?
- Every post you upload that gets approved gives you one extra entry in the raffle. The more you upload, the more chances you get.
- Only posts uploaded during the raffle's entry period will be counted.
Make sure to read the Upload Rules and Sourcing Guidelines first if you decide to increase your chances this way. Remember: posts have to be approved to count. See help:upload for a general overview of how uploading works.
If you have no idea where to find uploadable content, this topic is a great place to start. You can also ask for help in the official Discord server.
How long does the raffle last?
From the moment this topic is posted, until 72 hours have passed.
This topic will be locked once the entry period is over, so if you can post here, the raffle is open.Why?
Due to the ongoing payment processor outage and the impossibility of upgrading accounts in any way other than becoming an active contributor, we've decided to start giving away platinum account upgrades every few months, in order to give our users a chance at upgrading their account when no other way is available.
What if I don't win?/What if my account was created today?
We'll be having these raffles regularly, so better luck next time. You can also just contribute regularly to the site by uploading, tagging, translating or participating in discussions on the forums, which will eventually get you promoted to Builder (equivalent to Platinum).
Read howto:contribute if you're interested in contributing.
Hello, hello?
Hey you’re doing great! Most people don’t last this long! I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I’m not implying that they died. Th-th-that’s not what I meant.
Uh, anyway, I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight.
Uh, Hey, listen. I had an idea. If you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there’s a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you’re an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you’re an empty costume, they might try to, stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work.
Y-Yeah, never mind, scratch that. I-It’s best just, not to get caught.
Uh, ok, I’ll leave you to it. See you on the flip side!