TL note said:
Umm, the Hakurei Great Border is, to intrude into Side 7 with Zaku, after returning double with Zuda, to shout "a nuclear missile has returned into a pocket!", ALICE stabs the Red Comet with suika bar, shoots a high mega-particle cannon, and after the strike back, the beast of possibility is born, and then Mafty is Crossbone's rising up, fuhahaha you should be frightened, wearing ABC mantle, in the earth cleaning operation, during a gundam fight, it self-destructed but the moon is at its peak, so explode a seed, the protagonist is switched, being forced to talk in the nude.

why does this make me think of google translate?

what did I just read?

Oh, I get it, she wrote it her breasts. Maybe.

.....this screams google translation.

can someone like Moonspeak check on this?

Added check_translation to the post.

OK, I deleted my translation.

The only thing I can be certain of is that it's trying to directly reference pretty much every Gundam series to date, presumably in a form of chronological order.