I think she hit the bottle a little too hard.

Great chance to test the fluffyness of her tail.

That or someone knocked her out

One word: OPPORTUNITY.

You find what appears to be a dead racoon on the road. What do you do?

1. Ignore it and move on

2. Mofu-mofu the tail

3. Take its bloomers

4. Try its glasses, to see if they fit you

5. Other

Astrojensen said:

5. J-J-JAM IT IN

6. ROADKILL!

7. Take it home~

Astrojensen said:
You find what appears to be a dead tanuki on the road. What do you do?

1. Ignore it and move on

2. Mofu-mofu the tail

3. Take its bloomers

4. Try its glasses, to see if they fit you

5. Other

minor fix. also, 2, then 3, then 4, then 2 again, repeat first choice, then 5.

Astrojensen said:
You find what appears to be a dead racoon on the road. What do you do?

A dead raccoon on the road? Sounds like roadkill to me.

How could I have forgotten the RPG option.

8. Loot belongings, strip clothes. Don't worry about the body, the game usually takes care of that kind of thing.

and

9. DINNER