This is what Cattleya does to you if you call her fat.

Her breasts look far more reasonably-sized than usual here.

Gee.. whatever happened to "I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus"?

I saw mommy killing Santa Clause, underneath the mistletoe last night.
She saw him quietly creep, upstairs to have a peek, he knew that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw mommy tackle Santa Clause, wailing on his face oh what a sight.
What a laugh it would have been, if Owen had only seen, mommy killing Santa Clause last night.

This is what happens to creepy old men who break into Cattleya's house.