... I'm starting to question the produce at my local store. Furthermore, is she ok? I know that had to hurt...

This is so silly, yet I can't stop laughing. Dammit, my prayers are with you!

I really want this in the Nostalgia pool just because of the word nincompoop.

BlueFox said:
I know that had to hurt...

How do you know that? Did you shit a pumpkin?

This is why Tsukuyomi (or was it Tsukiyomi?) killed his sister. That's just ridiculous.

My ass, it feels her pain.

We could say she is...
*puts on sunglasses*
BUTT HURT!

YEAAAAAAAAA*knife*

Nilix said:
This is why Tsukuyomi (or was it Tsukiyomi?) killed his sister. That's just ridiculous.

Yep. Tsukuyomi killed Uke Mochi because of this style of giving out food. Amaterasu got upset, distance herself away from him.
...then there goes the legend 'The Moon is always chasing the Sun, but they're never together'.

And suddenly... MSPA reference!

FRien said:
How do you know that? Did you shit a pumpkin?

Oh great, one of THOSE people.

Like, when you say something tastes like shit, they ask 'Have you tried shit?'

Congratulations, Minoriko! You've given birth to a green pumpkin!