I imagine that text says something like, "Shit just got serious g2g"

Giant anteater, wait then that makes us the ants! D:

This woman has more balls than all of us put together.

Wow, who would have imagined that a cell phone screen could be tl;dr?

An anteater with a nose? Man, it IS truly a bizarre creature.

A purse and a bat, oh boy someone gonna get totally screwed.

That giant anteater is so fucked.

I'd honestly be worried about the ants it eats.

So much more interesting than the Nigerian prince.

...that is clearly a giant ground sloth.

Capybara?

standpoor said:
So much more interesting than the Nigerian prince.

Regarding the tendency of spam mails in Japan, there are relatively fewer inducements for drugs or financial products, but it is more characterized for sexual relationships related matter involving money.