Had a cockroach land on my face when I was, like, four. Cockroaches in Houston, Texas fawhkin' FLY! Dad had to go crush it with... something. I slept with the folks that night.
Shot a cockroach on my garage's floor last night with a .50AE Desert Eagle. No cop was ever called. Why couldn't I live here when I was four? Just gimme a shotgun and tuck me in.
peek-a-boo~~~Throwing stuff around blindly.It's a wall[108 Ways to Exterminate Roaches]HWAHHHflutterfluttersh....Whoosh