Mr.bation :)

There's a deeper meaning to this. Or just an elaborate metaphor.

edit: So what I found was: Hermes, who was sometimes represented by a tortoise, was jokingly said to have taught a guy named Pan the trick of masturbation, he in turn spreading it to other shepherds.

...I seriously don't know why.

"Where men are men, and the sheep are nervous."

holy flexibility. I mean... I think it is possible, but DAMN.