Always thought the Burger King was more likely to do that.

No BK is right around the corner with a shotgun

The Burger King, with a shotgun? Oh no. You'd only wish for something that humane.

He uses a 14 inch black piece of leaded rubber. You get 3 guesses about the shape, and the first two don't count.

The burger kings right around the Corner with a shotgun like Cort321 said, the Wendy's Girl on top of a building with a sniper rifle, Jack in a box Is in a building with a button That charges a Lazar at them, and The Dominos Noid has chuck Norris

that's What i know so far

I could see the King having plastic explosives in a whopper ready to be given to ya.

As for the pic, the colonel disappoints me. He shouldn't lose to Ronald.

WTH... mascots WAR :O

To McDonald's. NOT!