Mystia escaped...

Looks like Youmu is late with dinner.

KFC was closed.

KFC got bankrupt

Dr_Z said:
KFC was closed.

She could just have Youmu drag in the colonel to fry them for her,then.

Or this could be something like how Burger King made a gimmick: "We don't serve the Whopper anymore."

In this case. "We don't serve fried chicken here anymore."

Rinnosuke: [To Himself] "That woman ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!"
Rinnosuke: "'Tis no woman. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!"
Rinnosuke: [He approaches Yuyuko/Youmu's table] "Six bells! Time for closin'!"
Yuyuko: [with mouth full] "Can't talk. Eating."
Rinnosuke: "Fairly warned be thee, says I! "
[Rinnosuke snaps his fingers. The waitstaff forcibly remove Yuyuko from the table and drag her outside. However, Yuyuko breaks free and runs back inside to shovel more food in her mouth. Again, the waitstaff drag her away]

[LATER]
Lawyer: "Now, Ms. Youmu, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your master were ejected out of the restaurant."
Youmu: "Well, we pretty much went straight home."
Lawyer: "Ms. Youmu, remember that you are under oath."
Youmu: "We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant."
Lawyer: "And when you couldn't find one?"
Youmu: [crying] "We... went... fishing."
Lawyer: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a woman whose had ALL she could eat?"

RiderFan said:
Rinnosuke: [To Himself] "That woman ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!"
Rinnosuke: "'Tis no woman. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!"
Rinnosuke: [He approaches Yuyuko/Youmu's table] "Six bells! Time for closin'!"
Yuyuko: [with mouth full] "Can't talk. Eating."
Rinnosuke: "Fairly warned be thee, says I! "
[Rinnosuke snaps his fingers. The waitstaff forcibly remove Yuyuko from the table and drag her outside. However, Yuyuko breaks free and runs back inside to shovel more food in her mouth. Again, the waitstaff drag her away]

[LATER]
Lawyer: "Now, Ms. Youmu, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your master were ejected out of the restaurant."
Youmu: "Well, we pretty much went straight home."
Lawyer: "Ms. Youmu, remember that you are under oath."
Youmu: "We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant."
Lawyer: "And when you couldn't find one?"
Youmu: [crying] "We... went... fishing."
Lawyer: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a woman whose had ALL she could eat?"

That situation represented in Touhou...

Excellent.

RiderFan said:
Rinnosuke: [To Himself] "That woman ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!"
Rinnosuke: "'Tis no woman. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!"
Rinnosuke: [He approaches Yuyuko/Youmu's table] "Six bells! Time for closin'!"
Yuyuko: [with mouth full] "Can't talk. Eating."
Rinnosuke: "Fairly warned be thee, says I! "
[Rinnosuke snaps his fingers. The waitstaff forcibly remove Yuyuko from the table and drag her outside. However, Yuyuko breaks free and runs back inside to shovel more food in her mouth. Again, the waitstaff drag her away]

[LATER]
Lawyer: "Now, Ms. Youmu, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your master were ejected out of the restaurant."
Youmu: "Well, we pretty much went straight home."
Lawyer: "Ms. Youmu, remember that you are under oath."
Youmu: "We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant."
Lawyer: "And when you couldn't find one?"
Youmu: [crying] "We... went... fishing."
Lawyer: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a woman whose had ALL she could eat?"

oh wasn't that from the simpsons?

Rawr~rawrs~ said:

oh wasn't that from the simpsons?

Yes, yes it was. Though I can't say with confidence that's where it originated from, it certainly was on the Simpsons.

RiderFan said:
Rinnosuke: [To Himself] "That woman ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!"
Rinnosuke: "'Tis no woman. 'Tis a remorseless eatin' machine!"
Rinnosuke: [He approaches Yuyuko/Youmu's table] "Six bells! Time for closin'!"
Yuyuko: [with mouth full] "Can't talk. Eating."
Rinnosuke: "Fairly warned be thee, says I! "
[Rinnosuke snaps his fingers. The waitstaff forcibly remove Yuyuko from the table and drag her outside. However, Yuyuko breaks free and runs back inside to shovel more food in her mouth. Again, the waitstaff drag her away]

[LATER]
Lawyer: "Now, Ms. Youmu, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your master were ejected out of the restaurant."
Youmu: "Well, we pretty much went straight home."
Lawyer: "Ms. Youmu, remember that you are under oath."
Youmu: "We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant."
Lawyer: "And when you couldn't find one?"
Youmu: [crying] "We... went... fishing."
Lawyer: "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a woman whose had ALL she could eat?"

Cool story bro.

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This is what happens if you make Yuyuko skip a single meal