"'Tis but a scratch."

just a flesh wound!

"I've had worse!"

"You Liar!"

I'll bite your legs off!

"You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine."

Someone get her a Band-Aid. She'll be fine.

you should see what she did to his penis.

too... many... holy grail references... like the flight of an unladen swallow

What? An African or a European?

AAAARGH!! There's only one way to kill this urge to spew tired MP quotes: HARD LIQUOR. [glug-glug-glug]

"You hit like a girl ~ "