I don't really get why he says "ultra-mobile" (as in Ultra-Mobile PC), unless its a reference to some Pokemon technique, but that's what digging around on Google got me for a translation of "chouidou."
Red’s Bizarre Adventure: The Pokeball is Unbreakable
DeformedSurrealCoolCuteNormalI don't understand ------!!!!Polnareff StyleUm~ we would like to become your travel companions, if you would let us..."Cheat?" "Ultra mobile?"It's nothing so cheap as that.I've got no name.Smash it easy!!!