Deutsche Bahn: LOL nein.

*VERSPÄTUNG INTENSIFIES*
*ZUG FÄLLT AUS DOUBLE INTENSIFIES*

(Even funnier, Flash is from Düsseldorf which has one of the worst DB train service along with the whole North Rhine-Westphalia region. Heck just last Tuesday the whole NRW train service was taken offline for hours by—HA!—scheduled maintenance. So passengers were trapped inside trains for hours waiting for people to rescue them.

Okay, unexpected complications from scheduled maintenance, but still.)