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[A Fan's Joy] Agnes Digital
We're at a meet and greet for a popular Umadol. With a copy of the new album in hand, Agnes Digital gets in line for a signature.
"Oh no... Oh noooonono aaaaashjsd?! Her hair is so glossy... I'm definitely seeing a real halo there! Omg, I think she might actually be an angel!"
"I can't believe she's here, in person... breathing the same air as us humble simps... How saintly! How benevolent!!!"
"Aaasdh wait, the closer the line gets, the clearer I can see her! Hwaaaah, the photo on the album cover's gorgeous, duh, but she's like a million billion times more radiant in person..."
"I'm ascending... Take me up, sweet ange—Gasp. I-I almost actually ascended there for a second. She's radiating dangerous levels of moe and I'm not sure I can get any closer—HELP."
"All right. Okay. Just stay calm. Focus... This is no time to be swooning! I've gotta simulate the convo in my head so I don't say anything weird to her."
"Okay, so I've gotta walk up there confidently, y'know like normal confident but not so much that it looks unnatural, right? And then she'll sign the album, and then I'll say, 'Thank you! I'm always cheering for you!' and then get outta the way lightning fast so I don't take up any of the next fan's time... Yeah. That's the plan."
"We've all gotta be on our best behavior, or they might not do signings for us anymore... I've gotta make a good impression and show her what an honor it is to simp for her! I've got this!! Hang tight, I'm up next!!!!!!"
With that, Agnes Digital walks forth gallantly, as though I'm watching a knight approach her lord. Bold, and strong... I think.
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