Love is a understatement. I checked your Favourite List and it's almost entirely armpits. You do not love armpits, you adore them. The Big Bang, the dust cloud that would later become our solar system, the formation of continents and mountains, life first leaving water to walk on land, the first of humanity's ancestors who stood upright, the spread of religions, the Crusades, the fall of the Ottoman Empire, the Word Wars- all are but mere grains of sand and silica that make up the alter where your adulation of armpits was born and raised.
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