Egyptian history be like:
>Pharaoh Nktankhwwtitiwamunwtnigksetilkcum VII decides to start the 119th campaign in Syria repelling against attacks from the tribe of Kn’ws’aann, leading to a devastating loss of 15 men
>he dies suddenly. His tomb is robbed 3 hours after his burial.
>his successor, Nktankhwwtitiwamunwtnigksetilkcum VIII dedicates his life to worshiping the Blue Lobster God with the head of the baboon and orders the mass execution of all other priests.
>he dies suddenly. Almost all of his statues are torn down, records of him are destroyed and he is never talked about again.

Chinese history be like:
>Yellow River floods
>483 Billion perish

Playboi_Carti said:

Egyptian history be like:
>Pharaoh Nktankhwwtitiwamunwtnigksetilkcum VII decides to start the 119th campaign in Syria repelling against attacks from the tribe of Kn’ws’aann, leading to a devastating loss of 15 men
>he dies suddenly. His tomb is robbed 3 hours after his burial.
>his successor, Nktankhwwtitiwamunwtnigksetilkcum VIII dedicates his life to worshiping the Blue Lobster God with the head of the baboon and orders the mass execution of all other priests.
>he dies suddenly. Almost all of his statues are torn down, records of him are destroyed and he is never talked about again.

Chinese history be like:
>Yellow River floods
>483 Billion perish

I guess ancient China was less interested in soap operas

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