Finally, the card Branded needed to be Tier 0. Branded NTR.

Quickplay spell

Special summon 1 "Ecclesia" or 1 "Cartesia" monster to your opponent's field in face-down defense position.

^ should be called "branded in lies" or "branded in cuckoldry" would really tie it together, and add the effect that while she's on their field, they can't activate cards from their hand to seal the deal!

Added to pool 'Wow That Was Fast' due to the extremely similar framing to the Alt Art of Fusion Deployment, announced on twitter 3 days prior: https://x.com/yu_gi_oh_jp/status/1966698351782752370