Nah, I'd win.

Here lies BerserkerNipples. Their last words were:

Nah, I'd win.

Quick-and-dirty eulogy provided.

Commander said:

Nah, I'm going for it.

Another commander en route to becoming a female Commander, I see. And this is one of the lucky ones. (Seriously, dudes, the consequences can easily be worse than crushed nuts. I say this not to discourage folks, but to make them aware of what's at stake if they decide to roll the dice on this.)

Alanis, killed by an Arbiter called Strength VIII (and that's from someone who didn't go for it)

Stupid sexy Siren.

Time for rehab!

Some said she couldn't be tamed, but with enough broken pelvises and sacrificed heroic commanders we finally were able to achieve it. We managed to tame the ever expanding military budget and reduce the size of the armed forces.