everytime that happens to me

cpt.kamikaze said:

everytime that happens to me

Put your pinky fingers on the bottom to anchor it.

Source: Me, professional burger fatass; Japanese physicists

Veraducks said:

Japanese physicists

I call b/s. Having eaten burgers in Japan, I know you don't need a pinky. Just keep in the the pocket wrapper they had the brains to serve their burgers with.

Everywhere else, just wear a bib.

Repeat after me : king size burgers should be larger, not taller.