"... And they were *THIS* big!"
"*Snickering. Leaning into thoward the viewer* Hey watch this~ *Turning to Star* Wanna know how to get yours that big, baby sister?"
"Oh yes! Everyone was staring at her so intently, they must have thought she was lovely."
"You just gotta lift your top. *Demonstartes by lifts her fabric cover* Sunshine and Earth's gravity help 'em grow."
"WHAT?! Really?! Earth truly is an amazing place...