''I am Heavy Weapons Goddess... And this is my weapon.''

Cry some more.

Wow, the TF2 Touhou skins. Now that takes me back.

"I have yet to meet shrine maiden that can outsmart boolet."

... isn't that the whole point of the Touhou games? To outsmart the boolets?

Is this a fortune dispenser?

Gives a new meaning to "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

I know she's a goddess, but that Minigun must've been heavy to carry around since it's made out of wood instead of metal and composite material.

I think that is meant to be the Iron Curtain.

It looks like it's constructed like those wooden hexagonal omikuji lottery boxes (like in post #7323650). Maybe it shoots wooden fortune sticks at you instead of lead bullets.