What the everloving FUCK is that second building, holy shit. Architects are a plague upon humanity's existence.

Mind you, I'm probably the actual problem since I fucking love that first building. Slap some light art deco styling on the outside, vaguely make it look like a Mercury train or the Pennsylvania Rail S1 (though the latter might be a little too much architecture) stood on end, and it'd be the most beautiful building on Earth where I'm concerned.

Coga said:

What the everloving FUCK is that second building, holy shit. Architects are a plague upon humanity's existence.

It's part of a collection of Photoshopped buildings by Spanish photographer
Victor Enrich. The description of this particular photo:

Shalom 1 and 2 Tel Aviv 2009 - 2 views dedicated to the most emblematic, and tallest for many years, skyscraper of Israel. His shape always invited me to zip it up and down and what's inside... This view is taken from the window of a 2 floor house located in the historical Neve Tsdek (Oasis of Justice) neighbourhood...the house is an astonishing private museum of Madkot, the Israeli beach tennis, with more that 1 hundred rackets.

https://www.dezeen.com/2012/02/25/city-portraits-by-victor-enrich/#

We need a bigger roll of Flex TAPE®. Several of them even.

The first image appears to be the Pleinmont Observation Tower in Guernsey, a WWII fortification built by the Germans as part of their fortifications on the Channel Islands.

GabrielWB said:

It's part of a collection of Photoshopped buildings by Spanish photographer

Oh thank goodness, that's a relief. Seriously, I was getting twitchy IRL looking at that thing, haha!