Ah blow it out your tailpipe, SouDak. Coke is better!

I know no one asked, but did you know both drinks are Southern? Coca-Cola is from Georgia and Pepsi is from North Carolina. Which, honestly makes it a little weird that Dakota is the one going with Coke.

Also, I'm siding with Washington on this.

Oh yeah, and Dr. Pepper was invented in Texas. You're welcome. Y'all come back now!