When your faith stat is too high, your own patron deity hang around to cockblock you from having sex. Poor Geralt.

Beloved sMOTHER patron deity, part 2.

Cleric: My Goddess Vitala....not cool man, not cool.

So... would banging your patron goddess considered as desecration?

ezekill said:

So... would banging your patron goddess considered as desecration?

If your FTH stat is high enough, your jizz consecrates instead. However the act of debauchery, assuming it's pre-marital sex, is HERETICAL.

Kyrozen said:

If your FTH stat is high enough, your jizz consecrates instead. However the act of debauchery, assuming it's pre-marital sex, is HERETICAL.

Every Sperm Is Sacred! ♪ #TooLiteral

The gods must be bored as hell, heaven doesn't have many chances to flex your power or enjoy good wholesome lovemaking.

you better pray to a goddess if you want to lose your virginity.

if you are a dude:
goddess: as seen here recording you like a proud mother
god: backseat fucking, he's not even jacking off while watching you pork, no he is criticising your technique... as you are mid coitus. "you are going at the wrong angle by 0.5 degree on the YZ plane, take her a little closer to you chest. Oh and you might want to slow down a bit... nope too slow... again to fa... and you coomed before she could climax. typical."

if you are a dudette:
goddess: "what? still a virgin?" "holly mother I'm 15" "yes you been wasting yours eggs for the last three year. Common get to spreading your genes"
"But holly mother I want to go on a quest" "my temples double as orphanages for a reason child. you pop kids and the elders raise them into adventurer like you." "bu..." "if you don't I shall take back my blessing of womanly pain resistance."
god: "MY LITTLE DEVOT SHALL STAY PURE!!"[hurl thunderbolt at man who start flirting at you] (as seen in the Blind date comic)

Garp-Moe said:

you better pray to a goddess if you want to lose your virginity.

if you are a dude:
goddess: as seen here recording you like a proud mother
god: backseat fucking, he's not even jacking off while watching you pork, no he is criticising your technique... as you are mid coitus. "you are going at the wrong angle by 0.5 degree on the YZ plane, take her a little closer to you chest. Oh and you might want to slow down a bit... nope too slow... again to fa... and you coomed before she could climax. typical."

if you are a dudette:
goddess: "what? still a virgin?" "holly mother I'm 15" "yes you been wasting yours eggs for the last three year. Common get to spreading your genes"
"But holly mother I want to go on a quest" "my temples double as orphanages for a reason child. you pop kids and the elders raise them into adventurer like you." "bu..." "if you don't I shall take back my blessing of womanly pain resistance."
god: "MY LITTLE DEVOT SHALL STAY PURE!!"[hurl thunderbolt at man who start flirting at you] (as seen in the Blind date comic)

This might explain Virginia Kissless.