Ya know, my church banned Halloween celebrations as it was demonic and celebrates paganism or somesuch

I guess that’s the perks of Creating your own religion

You get to have to archbishop wearing sexy swimsuits, attending Halloween festivals, handing out weed(no really she actually does this) and shaking her big fat booty all around the monastery.

Though we technically already had Rhea....having “Rhea” Rhea finally is good. Time to simp/bankrupt myself

But seriously look at dem hips tho. Damn

slave2thedrago said:

Ya know, my church banned Halloween celebrations as it was demonic and celebrates paganism or somesuch

I guess that’s the perks of Creating your own religion

You get to have to archbishop wearing sexy swimsuits, attending Halloween festivals, handing out weed(no really she actually does this) and shaking her big fat booty all around the monastery.

Though we technically already had Rhea....having “Rhea” Rhea finally is good. Time to simp/bankrupt myself

But seriously look at dem hips tho. Damn

Your church is missing quite a bit of history in their belief. Halloween is a corruption of All Hallows Eve, aka All Saint's day eve. Yes, the celebration pulled in some aspects of the Celtic Samhain celebration, but than so did Easter with the goddess Eostre with her symbol of the hare or Christmas borrows from Roman Saturnalia and the Germanic Festival of Yule.

gsands.g said:

Your church is missing quite a bit of history in their belief. Halloween is a corruption of All Hallows Eve, aka All Saint's day eve. Yes, the celebration pulled in some aspects of the Celtic Samhain celebration, but than so did Easter with the goddess Eostre with her symbol of the hare or Christmas borrows from Roman Saturnalia and the Germanic Festival of Yule.

I was gonna make a comment about Yule and a bunch of other stuff too yes. Decided not to, since I wanted to focus on the irony of the thiccpope attending such a festival. But yeah, while trying to avoid the “lolrelogion dumb lolOlololol” thing as much as possible, religious freak outs being ill informed is not anything new. I remember Pokémon being demonic like it was yesterday.

On a more nice note, they made it fun still with a renamed “harvest festival” that was a pretty fun party, they brought the whole neighborhood together, They did NOT preached if kids came in Halloween costumes it was pretty wholesome.