Gave a crack at it, although it used some unfamiliar grammar, so I added check translation.
Soooo coool~!Mauko-san, that was the only thing like the "that" you asked for we had..."That"Just you wait, you duck!DuckThis is it, Koume-chan, this right here!
Kuromorimine's special Super Magnum Gator model~!Since now I'm gonna get you to say wani wani~~~!*WANI WANI*
crocodile noise*KER-CHAK*