Don't ever let her surf the web. The things she may encounter would mess her up more.

Ask her if she wants to hold hands next.

.musouka said:

Ask her if she wants to hold hands next.

We're here to recruit her, not to kill her!

Saladofstones said:

We're here to recruit her, not to kill her!

But she called us, "perverted degenerates", merely perverted degenerates. She's totally underestimating how many points we've spent in the debauchery and frivolous pursuits skill tree! That's asking for some handholding to show her who's boss right there!

.musouka said:

Ask her if she wants to hold hands next.

so this is why teh police showed up at the end