Wahahaha! Look at me beeing all flirty and flashing my tatas! Have some shame woman. We are all girls so there's no embarrassment! Wahahaha! Why hello there girls, I've come to deliver your order of... KYAAAH!! IT'S A MAANNN!!! Owhg my pocket gundam... does this make me a magical girl yet?
EDIT: May I ask for someone to kindly translate this so as to see how close I got to the actual text?
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Then, show me your breasts.They thought about whether to cut it off and decorate their classroom with it, but they didn't.Okay.Jeez, your nipples are insanely erotic.I'm dying to suck them.Okay.
You are my friends, so just one time is no problem.Hypnotists will lose their job.BounceOh, you are a man-hating character.Noooo!
It's nasty!She surely has a solid chastity.Hey, Chen-san.
you are still here.
I've come to deliver your order of a light machine gun...Oh, I'm not like that.
I can accept only up to a death of a person I loved desperately.G I R L ♥Ha ha ha!
What?!Wriggle-chan's eyes are so beautiful.
Can I pick them out and decorate my room with them?Why do you need my permission?!If not yours, whose permission does she need?You are looser than Italian immigration control.But really, it seems like Wriggle-chan never get mad at anything.The trend they think I call myself "boku"and have a penis.
(boku: Japanese male pronoun)what is the one thing you can't stand?Oh, this is too bad.
This is the level of suffering that the brain turns off pain.You are actually intolerant.