And even if he wins, he still has to deal with Krillin, and then Goku...

'AND ... CUT!'
'Thank you, Genos-kun, Saitama-san.'
'Thank you for your hard work.'
'Director-san, I still think Sensei should be the hero.'
'Eh, what are you saying, Genos-kun - with that bald head, those bright clothes ... he can't be anything but the love interest, right?'