aww aren't you just the cutest lit-AHHHHH...BITCH!!

Watch out, thats a dangerous toy!

Dangerous does not begin to describe your mini-Sakuya. Please read the instructions to learn how to handle. Wear gloves at all times.

"Keep out of reach of children"
"Not for children less than 13 years of age"

Geez that's one bitchin toy yo. ._.

k someones hands are tape balls from this moment on.

Ok that does it I'm taping you to a model rocket.

That would have been the wrong move.
I would have had to treat her like a beer bottle when you have no opener and you have to use the countertop. Or maybe give her the maid fastball treatment, with the wall as the catcher.

kojiros said:
"Keep out of reach of adults"
"Only for children less than or look less than 13 years of age"
"She's a Lolicon"

fixed

Pin arms to side, threaten to bit off head if she does that again.

Make good on threat if slashing continues.

It's Dangerous to go alone, Take (slashed) .......nevermind.

Nesto said:
It's Dangerous to go alone, Take- GAH! FFFFFFF- Damnit!

Fix'd

see this is where things went wrong, you forgot to get the pocket remilia first

"It's dangerous to take this. Go alone."

"CHARISMA requirements not met. Perfect maid assistance denied." *slash*

it's dangerous to go alone, take thi-aaowoawoowowow