You interfere? I beat you with a bat.
You cry? I beat you with a bat.
You try to run? I beat you with a bat.
And if I feel a bit down, I pray to the forest. And then I beat you with a bat.

'That's a paddlin' gone too far.

darkspire91 said:

'That's a paddlin' gone too far.

Indeed. A shining example of a monster.

Beatings will continue until moral improves.

Improvman_Epsilon said:

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

I did not not fix that for you.

FRien said:

You interfere? I beat you with a bat.
You cry? I beat you with a bat.
You try to run? I beat you with a bat.
And if I feel a bit down, I pray to the forest. And then I beat you with a bat.

I laughed hard, and I am a horrible person. Thanks, internet. Have my internet, FRien.