OK, since I've never really liked that utterly butchered version of one of the best songs ever written used in the show, I'm going to go ahead and do a parody version for Touhou using the full lyrics.
We'll be fighting in 2D In a bullet-firing spree And the spellcards they relied on will be gone And the boys who cheered us on Say our flat chests are all wrong They decided we had oppai all along
I'll tip my frill to the new Touhou game Take a loan to buy the doujin that came Smile and grin at the new plots around I just stabbed Meiling today! Just like yesterday! Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't Explosion End again!
A change, it had to come We knew it all along Ms. Keine just ate the past, that's all Though the world looks much the same, I guess history was(?) changed 'Cause danmaku rules are changed in HM's war
I'll tip my frill to the new Touhou game Take a loan to buy the doujin that came Smile and grin at the new plots around I just stabbed Meiling today! Just like yesterday! Then I'll get on my knees and pray Don't Explosion End again! No, no!
I'll move myself and my mansion through time So in the plot, Milady gets a line Maybe the plot can have another crimson sky? For promises of being playable never lie... Do they?
The perspective of the 2d Is now perpendicular to me And your spellcards are replaced, by-the-bye And throwing from far apart Is now a melee fight And the oppai all grew larger overnight
I'll tip my frill to the new Touhou game Take a loan to buy new doujins that came Smile and grin at the new plots around I just stabbed Meiling today! Just like yesterday! Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't Explosion End again! Don't Explosion End again! No, no!
This is......Sa...Kuya?YEEEEAAAAAAH~!Hey, there's a song playingWho's yelling?wai..Deh, dehrenGensoukyouA homicide case!
CV: Ishizuka UnshouYou can hear this, can't you? And what's with the title? Hey!
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